Regrets.
- Flea market on Saturday
- Saw a giant skull-and-crossbones pirate flag
- Going for $5
- Passed it up because I’m “cutting-back-so-as-not-to-end-up-on-TLC’s-Hoarders”
- Now I’m sad.
- Could’ve flown it from the roof of my apartment, if nothing else
- Dammit!
