When the second commentator chimes in when the first finally reaches the end of his Homeric epic poem
jfaoweifjo this is what a Real Madrid goal sounds like on Real Madrid TV
(Source: alfredodistefano)
“Can you go…Muahahahhahaha”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAA bb’s hips don’t lie
(Source: jasontank, via marcelovieira)
“This stunning Real Madrid home shirt was worn by Marcelo during La Liga season 2010-2011. The shirts remains unwashed and comes very dirty, muddy and has a strong smell.”
MARCELO YOU DIRTY, DIRTY BOY
Who else (a) never realized these lyrics are in Train’s “Hey Soul Sister,” and (b) finds it hilarious that Patrick Monahan gotta specify that he doesn’t manscape?
THIS WOMAN. THIS WEE JAPANESE SAMURAI OF A LADY.
GRABBED A TSA AGENT’S BOOB IN PROTEST - “twisted the agent’s breast with both hands.”
YUKARI MIHAMAE MORE LIKE YU-GO-GURL-KARI MIHA-HA-HA-MAE
Associated Press:
61-year-old Yukari Mihamae is accused of grabbing the left breast of the unidentified TSA agent Thursday afternoon at an airport checkpoint.
TSA staff say Mihamae refused to be go through passenger screening and became argumentative before she squeezed and twisted the agent’s breast with both hands.
Someone find me the video footage.
A VERITABLE CORNUCOPIA OF ABSOLUTE MISHMASH: libertarianism / fútbol / good design / typography / anecdotes / stuff that makes me #lol forever
HARK, ANOTHER TUMBLR - which started out as my primary account, so please don't be confused when I like/reblog all your stuff as "yiluuu". Some day, Tumblr will make me a happy lass and allow likes/reblogs/asks from secondary accounts. Right, Tumblr? Right?
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